A street vendor was shouting at the top of his lungs,“fresh bananas! sweet, strong, guaranteed to impress!”
A curious woman stopped and raised an eyebrow.
“that’s a bold claim… what makes your bananas so special?”
The vendor winked and said,
“madam, one of my regular customers bought these yesterday… went home… and his wife came back this morning to thank me personally.”
The woman folded her arms. “oh really? what did she say?”
The vendor grinned proudly,
“she said, ‘next time… tell him how to actually use them properly!’”