As they were undressing for b3d, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said:
“Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
“I can’t wear your trousers,” she said.
“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it.
I’m the one who wears the trousers in this relationship.”
With that she flipped him her knickers and said: